The interviewer asked if they knew each other’s childhood crushes.
Rob revealed that Chyna had a thing for Ricky Martin.
But who did Chy say was top of Rob’s list? Jennifer Lopez.
“That’s pretty accurate,” Rob confirms, as if anyone could blame him. JLo isn’t a person, she’s a mystical ageless Latin unicorn from heaven.
“J.Lo and Kim Kardashian,” Chyna adds.
HA HA HA. WAIT, WHAT?
“That is also pretty accurate,” Rob says–with a straight face–before Chyna shrugs and adds, “These are facts.”
HA HA HA. SORRY, I JUST HALLUCINATED. I thought Rob said he had a crush–a lusty crush–on his sister. That can’t be right. Right? Right, minions???