Hillary Clinton — Healthy As Any 68-Year-Old On a Bunch of Meds

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0914_hillary_clinton_compositeHillary Clinton got herself a doctor’s note confirming she’s battling pneumonia … and also loading up on her medications.

The doc just released a letter in response to all the hysteria over Clinton’s fainting spell and it includes a list of the drugs she’s currently taking:

– Armor Thyroid (for hypothyroidism)
– Coumadin (blood thinner)
– Levaquin (antibiotic) for 10 days
– Clarinex (antihistamine for allergies)
– B12

The candidate’s cholesterol count is 189 (103 LDL, 56 HDL) and her blood pressure is 100/70 — all within normal parameters for a 68-year-old woman. Dr. Lisa Bardack says she’s evaluated Clinton’s health “several times” since Sunday, and she’s improving and fit to be POTUS.

Hillary’s also less cold-blooded than detractors have claimed … at 97.8. 


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