Rob Lowe Roast: The 19 Best Burns

Rob Lowe is not just good looking.

He's also a good sport.

This much was made evident after Jimmy Carr, Ann Coulter, Pete Davidson, Nikki Glaser, Jewel, Ralph Macchio, Peyton Manning, Rob Riggle and Jeff Ross gathered to Roast the star on Comedy Central.

Here's a collection of the best disses from the event:

1. Jimmy Carr:

Rob lowe roast photo
In the ’80s Rob was a member of the Brat Pack. Or as they’re now collectively known, the C-List.

2. Jimmy Carr, on Ann Coulter:

Jimmy carr on ann coulter
Ann is one of the most repugnant, hateful, hatchet-face bitches alive. It’s not too late to change, Ann. You could kill yourself.

3. Jimmy Carr, One More Time:

Jimmy carr one more time
My friends back home aren’t going to believe it when I tell them that they let me roast Charlie Sheen’s brother’s best friend.

4. Ann Coulter, on Jimmy Carr:

Ann coulter on jimmy carr
We have comedian Jimmy Carr with us because of [Barack] Obama’s lax immigration policy

5. Pete Davidson

Pete davidson
Let’s give it up for Rob Lowe – or as gonorrhea doctors call him, Patient Zero.

6. Pete Davidson, on Ann Coulter:

Pete davidson on ann coulter
Last year we had Martha Stewart, who sells sheets, and this year we have Ann Coulter, who cuts holes in them. You racist c–t.

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