“Your dick is bent at 122.519 degrees.”
Alex West is a writer and cancer researcher based out of Louisville, Kentucky, and he recently tweeted about a dick pic he received — out of the blue — on Grindr.
West told BuzzFeed News that he was on Grindr when a guy opened with “hi there,” followed by three dick pics.
“One of them showed his oblique member front and center and the only thing I could think of was, ‘Wow that is the most crooked dick I have ever seen,’” West said. “Which led to, ‘I gotta figure out just how crooked that dick is.’”
If you don’t feel like taking his word for it about how crooked this dick is, you can check it out below…