I am too weak for his tight gray shirts.
We’ve all seen Easy A.
And we’ve all thought, “Omg Stanley Tucci is such a hot fucking dad in this movie omgomgomg give birth to me…”
…SO THEN WHY HAVEN’T WE PUBLICLY TALKED ABOUT IT?
Luckily, you have a thirsty BuzzFeed writer with a thing or two for hairy, bald, older men ready to change this public discourse with a binder full of screenshots.