Nigeria Won Her First Game At The Rio Olympics And We Can’t Stop Smiling

In case you missed it, the Super Eagles Under-23 Team has clinched its first victory at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games, despite some serious glitches.


Even after Olivia the Parrot (soccer psychic) predicted a Japan win, the U-23 team beat Japan 5-4, bringing Nigeria her first win at Rio 2016.

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This victory comes as a big surprise, considering the incredible amount of stress the U-23 team members went through just hours before the match.

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The Nigerian sports ministry, ever so organized, somehow had the team stranded in Atlanta, USA. The team missed a flight last Friday due to a communications mix-up.


Another flight was booked for Wednesday this week, but unfortunately could not transport all the team members at once.


Minister of Youth and Sports Development, Solomon Dalung while addressing the cause for the delay implied that the government was not responsible for it.

Planning and logistics for the team is the direct responsibility of the Nigerian Football Federation, but would it hurt if the sports minister showed some concern?


Delta Airlines had to come to our rescue. General Manager, Mike Lowry, and his team prepped a plane in time for an early flight to Manaus, 6 hours before the game, FREE OF CHARGE!


The drama did not end there. A wrong National Anthem was mistakenly played before the match.

Even after that experience, Oghenekharo Etebo scored 4 goals in a single match! That was after Sadiq Umar scored a goal in the first 7 minutes of the game.


We just want to thank the Nigerian Government, especially the Honorable Minister for Sports, Solomon Dalung, for all the support they’ve shown the Dream Team VI so far.

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In fact, the way our government is treating Nigerian Athletes representing us at Rio 2016 is too wonderful! Continue!


Against all odds, we see our team is ever ready. According to Team Captain Mikel Obi: “We may be tired and frustrated, but we’re all still together and ready to win gold in Rio.”


Nigerian Athletes, please continue with the good work o! We wish you all another amazing Atlanta ’96 win!

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