How you say hello in the morning:
Because how good is the morning if he is hungry?
If he gets a new job:
So the job will balance very well!
If he loses his job:
Before you cry too much, at least eat.
On Valentine’s day:
There is love in food.
On his birthday:
Birthday boys deserve food!
On your anniversary:
Let’s celebrate our love with a meal!
If he loses a loved one, this is how you show you care:
Mourn your loved one with a full stomach.
When he says he is broke:
Because a truly broke person cannot afford to eat!
When you are broke:
Be romantic and bring something out sir!
How you say “I love you”: