13 Important Life Lessons Nollywood Movies Taught All Of Us

1.
When you hire any woman she has already started plotting to steal your husband.

how they plot to steal your husband

So have juju you will use to fight her available.

2.
When you see somebody looking at you like this, they are planning to use you for blood money.

Kanayo-smiling

JUST RUN!

3.
When you come back from America you must wear facecap and end every sentence with “…men”.

igwe 2pac

How else will people know you have entered plane?

4.
When one doctor can’t diagnose you, the next step is obviously a babalawo.

babalawo

No need for a second opinion.

5.
When your stepmother offers you food it is obviously because she has poisoned it.

patience

Be watchful.

6.
Your mother-in-law is the reason you’re still not pregnant 3 months after getting married.

eucharia-anunobi-1

She has tied your womb inside her calabash

7.
This is the only pregnancy test you need:

pregnancy test

What is malaria? You are already iya ibeji.

8.
Your wife is sleeping with the gateman that is sleeping with the housegirl that you are sleeping with.

mercy johnson bed

Ojoro cancel.

9.
When anything you don’t like happens, it is surely the devil’s handwork.

devil

The devil will just be on his own and Nollywood will be disturbing him.

10.
Your romance has not started until you chase each other on the beach.

mercy aigbe yomi gold kissing beach

If there is no beach around you, travel and find one.

11.
When you finish confessing your evil deeds, you either die or at least run mad.

mad

So just keep that confession to yourself.

12.
When a cat passes the front of your house your village people have finally found you.

Aki Pawpaw witch

Better start kabashing.

13.
Any girl that just came from America is an ashewo, the village ones are the only good ones.

Yvonne-Nelson-Village-Girl-2-445x296

Go and wife them. Don’t worry even the illiterate ones speak perfect English.

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